aw.
Everyone I know
is having a baby or getting married or doing really well in their career.
I’m just watching Once Upon A Time, not ready for any of those responsibilties quite yet..
An entire chapter of Harry Potter written under the stairs.
omgomgomgomg this is ingenues
“I’m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.”
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
